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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
 
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