The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Women jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:426
 
Joke:A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Women Jokes:

1.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more

2.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more

3.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as importa... more

4.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... more

5.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call f... more

6.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more

7.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more

8.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !... more

9.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks... more

10.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners