The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Women jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:438
 
Joke:OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Women Jokes:

1.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more

2.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more

3.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !... more

4.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.... more

5.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... more

6.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was... more

7.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more

8.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Why havent Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesnt need cleaning yet!... more

9.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four w... more

10.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few a... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners