The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Women jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:484
 
Joke:A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. Its easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you whats inside." They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isnt good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there nare still two floors left, they continue on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Women Jokes:

1.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman... more

2.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more

3.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more

4.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more

5.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was... more

6.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more

7.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more

8.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a... more

9.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more

10.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners