The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 792   Joke: A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch."I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly Im looking for someone to do my worrying for me.""How do you mean?" says the accountant."I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.""OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?""You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner."Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?""That," says the man, "is your first worry."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.