The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Accountant jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:625
 
Joke:How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Accountant Jokes:

1.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more

2.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more

3.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more

4.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more

5.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more

6.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more

7.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more

8.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more

9.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more

10.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners