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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ?Thirty two!Why did you say that ?Well, my brothers sixteen and hes half mad !
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