The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Music jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:669
 
Joke:A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
"Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners