The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Music jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:745
 
Joke:Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners