The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Music jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:600
 
Joke:A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  1 stars
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners