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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?""No," he answered. "Im only after one thing."As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, "Typical male."
 
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