The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Men jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:780
 
Joke:Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Men Jokes:

1.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more

2.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal... more

3.   Category: Men jokes  4 stars
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.... more

4.   Category: Men jokes  5 stars
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more

5.   Category: Men jokes  3 stars
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.... more

6.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more

7.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
When do men insist that women are illogical?When a woman doesnt agree with them.... more

8.   Category: Men jokes  5 stars
Why dont women work as long and as hard as men in the office?They do it right first time.... more

9.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like soap operas.Theyre fun to watch, but dont believe everything you hear.... more

10.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners