The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Men jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:580
 
Joke:How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Men Jokes:

1.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.... more

2.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.... more

3.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.... more

4.   Category: Men jokes  3 stars
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more

5.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more

6.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel... more

7.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more

8.   Category: Men jokes  5 stars
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?A: Wo... more

9.   Category: Men jokes  2 stars
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.... more

10.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners