The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:389
 
Joke:A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying outthe casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  3 stars
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockin... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see tha... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnt have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have t... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regardi... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning,... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alo... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners