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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand trap, lake, andrough on the course, and they didnt bother towave the men on through, which is proper golfetiquette.After two hours of waiting and waiting, one mansaid, "I think Ill walk up there and ask thosegals to let us play through." He walked out tothe fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped,turned around and came back, explaining, "I cantdo it. One of those women is my wife and the otheris my mistress. Maybe youd better go talk to them."The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfwaythere and, just as his partner had done, stopped,turned around and walked back.He smiled sheepishly and said, "Small World!"
 
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