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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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