The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:588
 
Joke:A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending vehicle but hes relieved to see that theres anote stuck under the windshield wiper."Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who sawthe accident are nodding and smiling at me because they thinkIm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But Im not."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Lawyer Jokes:

1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more

2.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more

3.   Category: Lawyer jokes  2 stars
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more

4.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more

5.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

6.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more

7.   Category: Lawyer jokes  2 stars
A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more

9.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more

10.   Category: Lawyer jokes  2 stars
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners