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Category:Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."
 
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