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| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From a... more
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| A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more
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6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more
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| Stewardess" "Yes, Sir?" "I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I cant see the in... more
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| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more
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| Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the f... more
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| There were three guys in an airplane. One guy droppeda rock, another dropped a brick, and the last droppeda grenade.When... more
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