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| A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I cant get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and youll soon drop off.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Ive lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen?... more
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| Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.... more
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| How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waitin... more
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| Doctor Doctor Im so ugly what can I do about it?Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!... more
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| A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, youve got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the t... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his fatherNever mind just so long as hes healthy!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!Well tell her to come inI cant she doesnt stop at this floor!... more
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10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week?Patient: No, Im sick now.... more
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