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| Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. Youre too tents.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Youve got to help me - I just cant stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot?Not really - I spill most of i... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fa... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ?I never make rash promises !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a rubber bandWhy dont you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of meOne at a time please... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.As much as the doctor... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!Well sit still and dont stir!... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses are taught in nurs... more
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