The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Dirty jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:431
 
Joke:A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! Im paralyzed! I cant get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. Youre kneeling on one of your tits."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Dirty Jokes:

1.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: What can you find in a mans pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that t... more

2.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room,... more

3.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city fordinner, and asked to be served the specialty... more

4.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: How is a penis like fishing?A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.... more

5.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A: Breasts dont have eyes.... more

6.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Whats long, hard, and has semen in it?A submarine!... more

7.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the cou... more

8.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her b... more

9.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink?A: The grip.... more

10.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners