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Category:Cowboy jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint. "Pair of cufflinks," said Fess. "But I aint got no use for them. I cant even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced."
 
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