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Category:Bus jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! But you must let me on! shouted the man. Why, whats so special about you? they asked. Im the driver, replied the man.
 
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