The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Blonde jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 807   Joke: A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the ladys 78-yearold daughter (who wasnt blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didnt make it."Didnt make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Blonde Jokes: 1.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.... more 2.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?A: She wanted to see what she looke... more 3.    Category: Blonde jokes   A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde jo... more 4.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say hi.... more 5.    Category: Blonde jokes   A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.... more 6.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.... more 7.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?A: She fell out of the tree.... more 8.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?A: They want to measure their intelligence.... more 9.    Category: Blonde jokes   What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!... more 10.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.