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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didnt smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers.In the bar, he saw the local jock of the towns football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was lucky to have him for a boyfriend.The lumberjack, after drinking six bottles of beer, was heard to say, "Buddy, if she went out with me, shed never go out with you ever again."To which the local jock replied, "Hey buddy, if she went out with you, shed never go out with ANYONE ever again."
 
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