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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more

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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more

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If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more

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If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more

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In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more

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It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more

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Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more

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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more

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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more

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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more

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The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more

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The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more

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What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more

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What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more

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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more

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Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more

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Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more

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Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more

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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more

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Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more





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