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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more

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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more

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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more

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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more

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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more

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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more

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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more

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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more

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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more

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Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more

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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more

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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more

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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more

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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more

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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more

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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more

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Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more

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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more

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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more

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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more





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