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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.... more

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How do you get a Texas Tech seniors eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.... more

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How do you know a Brigham Young students been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.... more

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How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.... more

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.... more

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.... more

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixtee... more

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Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits... more

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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to... more

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On what kind of ships do students study?Scholarships.... more

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Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.... more

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Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Pos... more

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Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didnt you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it... more

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Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached... more

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Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research gran... more

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Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five y... more

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Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headl... more

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Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse g... more

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Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a re... more

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Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... more

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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anyb... more

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There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.... more

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Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught... more

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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear... more

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Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spar... more

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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole... more

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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stor... more

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.... more

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.... more

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !... more

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