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1.   Category: Pig jokes  0 stars
Name the pigs favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.... more

2.   Category: Burger jokes  0 stars
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!... more

3.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Nate: "Hey, whats the weather like out there?" Kate: "I dont know. Ill tell you when it clears."... more

4.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Neck Exercises by G. Rarff... more

5.   Category: Bath jokes  0 stars
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more

6.   Category: Salesmen jokes  0 stars
Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: Shake.... more

7.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 yea... more

9.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Never Give Up! by Percy Vere... more

10.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: Thats right. These mosquitoes come from the camp... more

11.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately... more

12.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more

13.   Category: Bath jokes  0 stars
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more

14.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed... more

15.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man ju... more

16.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late f... more

17.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Noisy Nights by Constance Norah... more

18.   Category: Marriage jokes  3 stars
Not that my wifes the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my sec... more

19.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Nothings Ever Right by Mona Lott... more

20.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men dont BECOME husbands!... more

21.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.... more

22.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?... more

23.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week?Patient: No, Im sick now.... more





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