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1.   Category: Bicycle jokes  0 stars
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed m... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."Its just too hot to wear clothes today," co... more

3.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Jack went to see the camp nurse. I fell last night, he said. And I was unconscious for eight hours.The nurse was shocked... more

4.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor."John: "Is he feeling better now?"Jack: "No, he has a broken arm."John... more

5.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more

7.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Janes father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As hed spent quite a lot of money for the me... more

8.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "... more

9.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more

10.   Category: Heaven and hell jokes  0 stars
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more

11.   Category: College jokes  0 stars
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits... more

12.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ?Sandra: No, I aint.Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not aint. Its I am n... more

13.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the go... more

14.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more

15.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "Whats going on here, anyway?" he asked."This w... more

16.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didnt work, so he threw it away. He struck the second m... more

17.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."... more

18.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning,... more

19.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, Im waiting for the film to come round.... more

20.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!... more

21.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more

22.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and... more

23.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more

24.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the towns morals, publicly accused herneighbor George of being an alcoholic beca... more

25.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a... more

26.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often he... more

27.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more

28.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never... more

29.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told Jo... more

30.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldnt afford one. So one day John came home clutchi... more





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