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1.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi... more

2.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. Its fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went ins... more

3.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn s... more

4.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
I cant find a shark website....Thats cos youre dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......... more

5.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.... more

6.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
I cant understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.... more

7.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more

8.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
I dont know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.... more

9.   Category: Face jokes  0 stars
I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more

10.   Category: Bed jokes  0 stars
I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more

11.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more

12.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
I dont think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he sai... more

13.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!... more

14.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more

15.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.started to explain the length of the flight and the passportinfor... more

16.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more

17.   Category: Letter jokes  0 stars
I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!... more

18.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.... more

19.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.... more

20.   Category: Money jokes  1 stars
I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on... more

21.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more

22.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it witho... more

23.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more

24.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!... more

25.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
I hear youve been tracing your ancestors on the internet...Yes - and its a mammoth task!... more

26.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more

27.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more

28.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
I hope youre not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesnt get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit... more

29.   Category: E-mail jokes  0 stars
I just sent my first e-mail.Kongratulations!... more

30.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasnt very nice, you shouldnt draw on dogs!... more





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