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1.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father... more

2.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Easter is approaching. Father OMaley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic florist - $ 300... more

3.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Eddies father called up to him, Eddie, if you dont stop playing that trumpet I think Ill go crazy!Eddy replied, I think... more

4.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. "Hey, Cole!" said Edney. "S... more

5.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he... more

6.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more

7.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more

8.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more

9.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "... more

10.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "Im the one you want. On my last job, every time a... more

11.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
End of the Week by Gladys Friday... more

12.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
English Folk Customsby Morris Dancer... more

13.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One w... more

14.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much senseto me, drinkings one of the easiest things in the world t... more

15.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more

16.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very... more

17.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs... more

18.   Category: Heaven and hell jokes  0 stars
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more

19.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: Judas d... more

20.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:"Mother said there would be knights like this."... more





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