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1.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more

2.   Category: Telephone jokes  0 stars
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I cant understand you. You should really take something for t... more

3.   Category: Telephone jokes  0 stars
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. Youre an ambulance!... more

4.   Category: Telephone jokes  0 stars
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few... more

5.   Category: Telephone jokes  0 stars
Caller: Operator! Operator! I dont know whats wrong with my phone, but I cant make long distance calls any longer! Opera... more

6.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner... more

7.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today!Camper: It should, I practised all night!... more

8.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked... more

9.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... more

10.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of... more

11.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains.... more

12.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Dont make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.... more

13.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Thats what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!... more

14.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more

15.   Category: Burger jokes  0 stars
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!... more

16.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
Can bees fly in the rain ?Not without their little yellow jackets !... more

17.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... more

18.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more

19.   Category: Burger jokes  0 stars
Can you name two burgers who are royalty?Sir Loin and Burger King!... more

20.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for... more

21.   Category: Answer me this jokes  0 stars
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?... more

22.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
Can you show me how to use the Internet?Id better - otherwise youll just go round and round in circles.... more

23.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Can you spell a composition with two letters?SA (essay).... more

24.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?QT (cutey).... more

25.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Can you spell eighty in two letters?A-T.... more

26.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Can you spell jealousy with two letters?NV (envy).... more

27.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?EZ.... more

28.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Can you spell very happy with three letters?XTC (ecstasy).... more

29.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people... more

30.   Category: Cannibal jokes  0 stars
Cannibal Boy: Ive brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and well have him tomorrow.... more





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