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1.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please,... more

2.   Category: Cowboy jokes  0 stars
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men... more

3.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more

4.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more

5.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c... more

6.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  1 stars
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.... more

7.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: Im not surprised - hurry up, will you?... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more

9.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, Im afraid he... more

10.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!... more

11.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more

12.   Category: Teeth jokes  0 stars
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What... more

13.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more

14.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. Thephysician prescribes suppositories, but when i... more

15.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more

16.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more

17.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more

18.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are y... more

19.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more

20.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Beginning Magicby Beatrix Star... more

21.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more

22.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for ? Ben aske... more

23.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. Y... more

24.   Category: Letter jokes  0 stars
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "Im not... more

25.   Category: College jokes  0 stars
Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversat... more

26.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pas.... more

27.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny... more

28.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."Ill do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.... more

29.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill s... more

30.   Category: Clinton jokes  0 stars
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton... more





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