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   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!... more


Top 5 Highest Rated Jokes:

1.   Category: Aviation jokes  5 stars
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more

2.   Category: Biologist jokes  5 stars
Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes... more

3.   Category: Men jokes  5 stars
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  5 stars
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  5 stars
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more

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1.   Category: Dirty jokes  3 stars
Q: How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes a surgical team to get it out.... more

2.   Category: Ethnic jokes  2 stars
Q: What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang, clip-clop, clip-clop? A: An Amish drive-by.... more

3.   Category: Dead and dying jokes  3 stars
Q: What's the definition of necrophilia? A: The urge to crack open a cold one.... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  1 stars
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  3 stars
This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more


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